Character Profile - Jonathan Griggs

Jonathan Griggs

Gender: Inconsequential.

Hair: Dark and artificially receding.
Eyes: CC9900. 

Height: Six feet exactly. 

Weight: 354 lbs. 

Build: Technically perfect. 

Handedness: 6-speed manual. 

Clothing: The same three-piece suit, every single day. A red tie, a grey jacket, with a pair of black pants and a black vest. 

Personality:

Age: 3

Nationality: Hecho en Mexico. 

Occupation: An administrative drone relegated to management. 

Aliases: CFA3B429-E1

Likes: Electricity, numbers, and his three-piecer suit. 

Loves: Love is not an emotion that registers with his programming. 

Dislikes: Water. Emotion. Taxes. 

Hates: CFA3B429-E1 is programmed to ignore any hatred it might feel/ 

Wants: The betterment of mankind, a promotion, and a surefire way of dodging taxes. 

General: Jonathan Griggs wouldn’t like humans if he wasn’t programmed to like humans. He has a soft spot for statisticians, and a fondness for calculus professors, but he otherwise could care less about Homo Sapiens Sapiens. Slightly less heartless than most politicians, though not nearly as touchy-feely as a psychopathic hamster.