Words, No. 1

Amnesiac is a real word.

Uncharacteristically is fabulously long.

Prosaic is perhaps the easiest way to insult a writer,

Vacuous is better in most cases.

Archaically, prodigious meant unnatural or aberrant.

Metronomic is a metaphor.

Syncopated is not, but it's just as excellent.

Obsequious has a meaning,

It's similar to servile,

And related to sycophantic.