200 Patches for Mothership

A pair of D100 Patch tables for the Mothership Sci-Fi Horror RPG. Patches are cool.

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D100 Patches (1/2)

    1.    “Rented Gun” (Pistol with Price-tag)
    2.    Burning Dice
    3.    “BLACK BOX”
    4.    “Lil’ Yeller Feller” (Dancing Hazard Suit)
    5.    “Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes”
    6.    “Delicious Milk” Android with Tap in Head
    7.    “Cure For All That Ails You” (Bullet)
    8.    “Thar She Blows” (Rocket Engine)
    9.    “Cute & Creepy”
    10.    Salamander (On Fire)
    11.    Crew Patch (Eagle Holding Bone)
    12.    “Cancerous”
    13.    “Card Carrying Virgin” (Business Card)
    14.    Diagram of Nitroglycerin Molecule
    15.    The Great Wave Off Kanagawa
    16.    “2HOT4U” (Hot Sauce Bottle)
    17.    “Zero Hour”
    18.    Rocket Torn Open By Can Opener
    19.    “EXCELLENT” (Laurel Wreath)
    20.    “MURDER” (Crow)
    21.    “EARTHLING”
    22.    “I Luv Yr Muthur”
    23.    “Ray of Fucking Sunshine”
    24.    “PALE BLUE DOT” (Earth)
    25.    “First In / Last Out” Unit Patch
    26.    “Ask Not Why / But Why Not?”
    27.    “Property of SEBACO MINING”
    28.    Anvil with Parachute
    29.    “Choking Hazard”
    30.    Sparkly Microphone
    31.    Crew Patch (Crossed Harpoons)
    32.    “WARNING: FLAMMABLE”
    33.    “BLUENOSE”
    34.    “HAZARD”
    35.    “FUNKY ONE” Backpatch
    36.    “SPOOK”
    37.    Rubber Ducky
    38.    “Electricity Will Kill You”
    39.    “Good Vibes” (Vibechete)
    40.    Death’s Head Moth
    41.    “Dulce Et Decorum Est / Pro Patria Mori” (Scroll and Eagle)
    42.    “HONOR AND GLORY” (Intricate Scrollwork)
    43.    “NOT FOR ME” (Strange Egg)
    44.    “LANCER” (Harpoon)
    45.    “Dying Outside” Backpatch
    46.    Pin-up (Mermaid)
    47.    “Light My Fire” (Flamethrower)
    48.    “Eat Dirt and Die” (Potted Plant)
    49.    “I Deal Teeth”
    50.    “Trigger Happy”
    51.    “BITE ME” (Fangs)
    52.    “Did You Die?”
    53.    “Never Again” (Slice of Cake)
    54.    “Certified Diver”
    55.    Outstretched Octopus Backpatch
    56.    Crew Patch (Flaming Sword)
    57.    “Magic Fruit” (Canned Beans)
    58.    “SUCK ON THIS” (Grenade Lolipop)
    59.    “Piss Poor Planning On Your Part / Does Not Constitute An Emergency On My Part”
    60.    Demonic Sigil
    61.    Adorable Stegosaurus
    62.    “Check Out My Tits” (Two Small Birds)
    63.    Pineapple
    64.    Tormented Spirit
    65.    Bird Skull
    66.    Orchid Backpatch
    67.    “Just Playing” (Possum)
    68.    Constellation
    69.    Eyes in the Grass
    70.    “Fast / Easy / Tasty” (Sandwich)
    71.    “No Soul Detected”
    72.    “Always Watching” Unit Patch (Vulture)
    73.    "Never Assume Anything”
    74.    “Make The Hustle Happen” Backpatch
    75.    "Can't Wait to Die” (Happy Ghost)
    76.    “Tin Can Jockey” (Astronaut Riding Spaceship)
    77.    Sunglasses with Text (“Fuck Off”)
    78.    “NOYFB” (None Of Your Fucking Business)
    79.    “Stay Positive!” (Astronaut Torn in Half)
    80.    “Good Eats” (Human Leg)
    81.    “ROUGH RIDER” Backpatch
    82.    Colonial Police Insignia (Inherited)
    83.    “Killing It” (Knife)
    84.    Pin-up (in Hazard Suit)
    85.    “Room for One More?” (Charon the Boatman)
    86.    “Cry Every Day”
    87.    Snake with Apple
    88.    “So It Goes.” (Mountain Range)
    89.    “Better Get Probing” (Rubber Glove)
    90.    “Lucky Number 666”
    91.    “Hug Master”
    92.    Smiling Radish
    93.    “Escaped Alone to Tell Thee”
    94.    “HARK!”
    95.    Field of Wheat
    96.    “Low Dopamine”
    97.    Dating Service Logo
    98.    Kraken Attacking Ship
    99.    Black Asterisk
    100.    Devil with an Hourglass

D100 Patches (2/2)

    1.    Sock Puppet
    2.    Black Cat
    3.    Astronaut on Bicycle
    4.    “Give Me Cool Shit”
    5.    Evil Eye
    6.    “Cranky”
    7.    “This Sucks” (Astronaut with Vacuum)
    8.    “Panty Dropper”
    9.    “GET LOST”
    10.    “He That is Well Hanged In This World Needs To Fear No Colors” (Rope)
    11.    Cluster of Mushrooms
    12.    “Give My Regards” (Middle Finger)
    13.    “BUTT STUFF”
    14.    Crew Patch (Rainbow)
    15.    “Rattle Thy Teeth” (Skull)
    16.    “Do No Harm / Take No Shit”
    17.    Crew Patch (Brontosaurus)
    18.    “Mistakes Made Daily” (Banner)
    19.    “Tim Died Smiling” (Grinning Mouth)
    20.    “Breakfast of Champions” (Martini)
    21.    Anchor and Chain
    22.    Blue Ribbon
    23.    “Ask Me About My Mixtape”
    24.    “Protection from Assholes” (Crystals)
    25.    Pin-up (Sniper)
    26.    Pink Crown
    27.    “Bosom Black as Death” (Busty Pinup)
    28.    Psychedelic Spiral
    29.    “Mad for Thy Love” (Eldritch God)
    30.    “Buzz Off” (Bee)
    31.    Lobster
    32.    Alien Head (Crying)
    33.    “HEY STUPID”
    34.    “Kill Me Already”
    35.    “Morale Stops Here”
    36.    Sunflowers With Eyes
    37.    “601st” Subdued Unit Patch
    38.    Poison Bottle
    39.    “SURVIVOR” (Cartoon Cockroach)
    40.    Janus (Gold Thread)
    41.    “SLEEP TIGHT” (Coffin)
    42.    “Last Responder” (Broken Caduceus)
    43.    “BOSS”
    44.    “NO ESCAPE”
    45.    “DREAMGIRL”
    46.    “Shun the Nonbelievers” (Unicorn)
    47.    “MAKE WAR”
    48.    “No Gravity / No Problem”
    49.    Candle (Blue Flame)
    50.    “Going Up?” (Rocket Booster)
    51.    “TOXIC”
    52.    Dragon Backpatch (Glittery)
    53.    “Head in the Clouds” (Mushroom Cloud)
    54.    “NOTHING BEYOND”
    55.    “The Splatterdome” (Bloody Helmet)
    56.    “Criminally Attractive”
    57.    “Drink and Pass!”
    58.    “Oatmeal Eating Contest Grand Champion” (Empty Bowl)
    59.    “WEIRDO”
    60.    “Saturn Devouring His Son” Backpatch
    61.    Cupcake with Sprinkles
    62.    “Party Starter”
    63.    Orca in Tuxedo
    64.    “Life is Beautiful” (Gas Mask)
    65.    Juice Box
    66.    “Ancient Order of the Void” (Hades with Bident)
    67.    Headless Teddy Bear
    68.    “Hit It / Quit It”
    69.    Pin-up (Skeleton)
    70.    Grumpy Cactus
    71.    “DEATH CUP WINNER”
    72.    “Feeling Sexy” (Slug)
    73.    “Wild Thing” (Monstrous Face)
    74.    Red Balloon
    75.    “Feed / Fight / Fuck”
    76.    Apollo’s Chariot
    77.    “Incestuous / Murd’rous / Damnèd” (Crown)
    78.    “Kill Fascists” (Bayonet through Spider)
    79.    Volcano
    80.    “This House is Dark”
    81.    “RESCUE”
    82.    “Top Quality” Ham Hock
    83.    “Alone and Unafraid”
    84.    “GUTSY” (Intestines)
    85.    3-Eyed Goat
    86.    “S’BLOOD”
    87.    “Hurry Up and Wait” (Reclining Astronaut)
    88.    “Lifetime of Silence” (Cloaked Figure)
    89.    “A Fruitful Vineyard” (Label)
    90.    “Breeder of Sinners”
    91.    “BaBOOMshka” (Babushka with Rocket Launcher)
    92.    Crew Patch (Albatross)
    93.    “Space Camp Graduate”
    94.    Balloon Animal (Dog)
    95.    “Hello World” (Smiling Planet)
    96.    Hypodermic Needle
    97.    “Bite the Hand that Feeds”
    98.    “Here to Kill My Clone” Backpatch
    99.    “Please Don’t Eat Me”
    100.    “Home Sweet Home” (Black Hole)