Writers

A Writer is someone who can't quite keep from writing down ideas that other people would have discarded and vowed to never consider ever again.

A Writer is someone who sounds smart because of their thesaurus and seems dumb because they spend large amounts of time staring and saying ridiculous things (with big words).

A Writer is someone who spends half of their time writing, and the rest of their time wondering how to indicate parenthesis in conversation.

A Writer is someone who can tell the difference between fantasy and reality, and greatly prefers one of them as a result.

A Writer is someone who is likely to lock themselves in their room after yelling something indecipherable about plot, sandwiches, and global politics in a world that doesn't exist.