Grammar Weasel Survival Guide

Vicious grammar weasels hunt in packs.

They are absolutly not a metaphor. They are the real deal. They actually exist, in actual real life, and they smell you're mistakes. They know when you have spliced your comma's and misplaced apostrophes. They know, and they do not, I'll repeat that for emphasis, do not forgive.

The moral of this story:

When confronted by grammar weasels, do not write poetry. Grammar weasels abhor poetry and will likely tear you into tiny tiny pieces. You have been warned. Your only real hope for survival is essay writing, or a bastion of self-confidence. If you are a writer, you may not possess the second thing.