Emoticon Writer, No. 14

This is Emoticon Writer, Emoticon Love Interest, and a rather concerning lump in spacetime. The lump in spacetime was so concerning, that Emoticon Love Interest travelled through it to waste her fraudulent maternity leave, and never actually returned. Emoticon Writer once wrote a book about a concerning lump in spacetime, but it never occured to him to look for Emoticon Love Interest in a separate reality.