Emoticon Writer, No. 25

This is Emoticon Writer and Emoticon Writer’s truck. Emoticon Writer likes having a truck because it makes him look slightly less alone. Emoticon Writer doesn’t really need a truck; he doesn’t ever put anything in the back, except for the time that he carried kegs to and from wild parties that he wasn’t invited to. While the parties weren’t actually much good, Emoticon Writer wishes he had been invited. It would have made him feel slightly less like an introverted sociopath. The reason Emoticon Writer likes his truck so much is because it’s red, and Emoticon Writer likes the color red for some reason.