Emoticon Writer, No. 23

Emoticon Love Interest wakes up in a large vat of red tape with no discernible memory of the previous night. She worries that her hair is completely and unequivocally gone before she remembers that red tape, her hair, and maraschino cherries all use the same kind of radioactive dye. Whether that’s a good thing, she doesn’t have the presence of mind to bother wondering about; Emoticon Love Interest is much more cerebrally committed to removing herself from the vat of tape.