Emoticon Writer, No. 22

This is Emoticon Writer caught in an unseasonable ink blizzard. Ink blizzards are the 25,683 most common cause of death in Particularly Blank (the fourth precinct of Middle Distance). Emoticon Writer hopes he’ll be late for his book signing. He wonders if his credit card will still work. He doubts the blizzard will clear before he’s finished with the next chapter of his book. He hopes it won’t; ink blizzards are excellent inspiration for scenes set in caves.